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exactlywhatiwanted:

GRUESOME TWOSOME

imaballoon:

aporeticelenchus:

Dear Internet:

I thought you should know that this happened. In case you didn’t already.

No, I’m not sure what to say about it either.

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bogleech:

NOW BACK TO MONTERS

This is another great life-form from Wayne Douglas Barlowe’s book “Expedition,” detailing the scientifically plausible inhabitants of an alien world.

The “Forest Gulper” begins life as a small, winged flier, but matures into a sedentary carnivore with a huge, cavernous mouth and no sonar pits (this planet’s stand-in for eyes). Its breath is attractively sweet to herbivores and the floor of its mouth highly adhesive. The stunted wings beat constantly, presumably to waft its odor.

Lol these comics are great XD

(Source: bustygirlcomics)

austinchudmuffin:

“I swallowed like a million blood capsules, cuz I was gonna cough, you know, like a handful of blood, to make it real, and now I’m thinkin’ you’re not supposed to eat them or something cuz they’re making me really sick…”

skyrimconfessions:

“I get way too worked up over the politics of Skyrim. Stormcloaks are xenophobic Nords who don’t notice how hypocritical they are sometimes. And the Imperials rolled over for the Thalmor instead of fighting for freedom of religion for their people. Personally, I think I should be in charge, I’d murder those pretentious Altmer and everyone would be happy.”

http://skyrimconfession.tumblr.com

vampir-gro-mala:

((Nooooo way… Written with dead Thalmor… What effort!!))

No matter what I do, no matter how awesome it is, my skyrim dude will never accomplish anything this great.

(via angosina)

(Source: firefinger)